Merch Policy

Shipping policy.

Made-to-order means production time plus carrier transit. Here's the timeline.

The short version.

Merch is sold through our Shopify storefront — shipping options and the exact cost are shown at checkout.

Before it ships.

Every item is made to order — nothing sits pre-made on a shelf. Printing typically takes 2–7 business days before the package goes to the carrier:

Production starts as soon as the order is placed — there's no extra review step adding delay on our side.

Once it ships.

These are estimates, not guarantees — carriers run their own schedules. The November–December holiday season typically adds a few days.

What it costs, and where we ship.

Shipping is calculated at checkout based on destination and order size — the exact amount is shown before you pay. International shipping may be available depending on the specific product; availability and rates are shown at checkout.

For international orders, customs duties, import taxes, or VAT may apply on arrival. Those are charged by your country's customs service, are not included in the checkout price, and are paid to your local carrier or customs office at delivery.

Lost, delayed, or marked delivered.

"It will get there. Probably with a tracking number."

If something looks stuck, email us.